JFC shelves come with a lot of packaging. I was expecting a flatpack, not a box the size of a coffin.


Seriously, look at this.


AAAAAAAAH WHAT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH


GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF


OH SHIT IT’S FIGURED OUT DOORS WE’RE ALL DEAD


Goddamn, good thing I’m handy with scissors!


Y’know, that really was an undue amount of danger for shelving.

I will not be leaving positive feedback about that, let me tell you.