Getting Up an Hour and a Half Early for a Phone Call That Doesn’t Happen makes Solarbird Go Something Something.

(There is supposed to be a rather substantial delivery. Actually two, because aside from Fallout 4, there’s several large boxes of materials. Okay, a couch. But that’s not supervillainy enough and it’ll come in several boxes. AND I DON’T KNOW WHEN BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T CALL.)

(Damn I’m sleepy.)

So what’s up with your day?

eta: godDAMMIT

We’re writing about the order(s) XXXXXXXXXXXXX

We wanted to let you know that your package may not arrive on time due to extreme weather conditions or an unforeseen natural event. Shipping carriers in the area of your delivery address or cities along the delivery route are reporting delivery delays because of these conditions. UPS will deliver the package as soon as possible. We are sorry about this unavoidable delay and we appreciate your patience.

The package tracking number is XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. The items listed below are included in this package:

1. Fallout 4 – PlayStation 4

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

eta2: The “extreme weather conditions” are LIGHT FOG.