Minion Paul, watching a Pink Floyd concert ad on after Doctor Who: One has to wonder whether One Direction will be up there on stage when they’re all 60 years old.

Solarbird: No, there will be two One Directions, which is, of course, hilarious.

Minion Paul: That’s a really good point.

Solarbird: One with Zayn, one with everybody else.

Minion Paul: So I guess he’s the Roger Waters in this situation?

Solarbird: I guess so?