It’s more fun to deal with DDOS attacks if you pretend it’s a kaiju.

“Motion in the rift: DDOS attack.”
“Got it. Looks like… 1128 unique IPs.”
“Category 2. Codename: CATBUTT. Dispatch IPTABLES.”

We have it contained at this point. If you can’t get to any of the murknet sites, including my site, then we accidentally tagged you in combat; let me know and I’ll fix it.