{"id":9865,"date":"2016-10-31T08:30:21","date_gmt":"2016-10-31T15:30:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9865"},"modified":"2016-10-31T01:14:34","modified_gmt":"2016-10-31T08:14:34","slug":"i-clearly-bit-off-more-than-i-could-chew","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/31\/i-clearly-bit-off-more-than-i-could-chew\/","title":{"rendered":"i clearly bit off more than i could chew"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to make a Pharah (from Overwatch) helmet for Halloween. I&#8217;ve never worked with armour before, so I went to a workshop at VCON to learn the basics, and started trying to find a design online.<\/p>\n<p>This &#8230; sort of exists? I one person who would let you download their pattern for &#8220;free&#8221; if you signed up to back their Patron for some level, which is <Em>not free<\/eM>, and kind of annoyed me. And I found another non-authorised pattern being listed for sale at \u00a335. (Kind of smelling a scam there.)<\/p>\n<p>So I started poking at it myself and wow yeah this is <em>not easy<\/eM>, which explains the paucity of Pharah cosplay I have seen, because damn. I went through a couple of complete-failure papercraft attempts and decided, &#8220;okay, I&#8217;m gonna wireframe this, by which I mean, <Em>with actual wire<\/em>.&#8221; And that got <em>super<\/em>-frustrating and SOLARBIRD ANGRY! and I kind of quit and then I picked it back up a little later and suddenly it kind of started coming together.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-10\/pharah-helmet-v3.jpg\"><br \/><i>Wireframe<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The liftable mask isn&#8217;t really right and also wants to be both larger and smaller to be correct at the same time, because fuck you CGI, but it&#8217;s&#8230; in the neighbourhood. And even wearable! It fits on my head! And stays on!<\/p>\n<p>I cut a couple of papercraft element pieces using the wireframe as a pattern and they are <Em>very different<\/eM> to my straight-to-paper attempts, so I wasn&#8217;t even close before. I just don&#8217;t have an intuitive grasp of how bends in 3-space affect projections into 2-space I guess. So this really is how I&#8217;m going to need to do it.<\/p>\n<p>Obviously it&#8217;s too late to finish this year, but I think I&#8217;ll keep working on it. I&#8217;d like to at least get the helmet together, right? That&#8217;d be neat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wanted to make a Pharah (from Overwatch) helmet for Halloween. I&#8217;ve never worked with armour before, so I went to a workshop at VCON to learn the basics, and started trying to find a design online. This &#8230; sort of exists? I one person who would let you download their pattern for &#8220;free&#8221; if [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9865"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9868,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9865\/revisions\/9868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}