{"id":9800,"date":"2016-10-11T14:53:02","date_gmt":"2016-10-11T21:53:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9800"},"modified":"2016-10-11T14:53:02","modified_gmt":"2016-10-11T21:53:02","slug":"something-very-very-wrong-happened-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/10\/11\/something-very-very-wrong-happened-here\/","title":{"rendered":"something very very wrong happened here"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will, when I see a good one, post about a nice Supervillain Lair up for sale. This is not that, but is still a listing that I&#8217;m posting because <Em>damn<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Unique one of a kind finishing completed by a professional!&#8217; Yes, that professional, I am certain, being <a href=\"http:\/\/nightvale.wikia.com\/wiki\/Kevin\">Kevin, from Desert Bluffs<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Something very, very wrong happened in Avon, Connecticut.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-10\/no-saving.jpg\"><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zillow.com\/homedetails\/24-Brentwood-Dr-Avon-CT-06001\/59011376_zpid\/?fromHomePage=true\"><i>More suburban hellscape here<\/i><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will, when I see a good one, post about a nice Supervillain Lair up for sale. This is not that, but is still a listing that I&#8217;m posting because damn. &#8216;Unique one of a kind finishing completed by a professional!&#8217; Yes, that professional, I am certain, being Kevin, from Desert Bluffs. Something very, very [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9800"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9802,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9800\/revisions\/9802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}