{"id":9611,"date":"2016-08-17T08:30:49","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T15:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9611"},"modified":"2016-08-17T01:02:22","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T08:02:22","slug":"this-is-not-turning-into-a-gaming-blog-i-swear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/08\/17\/this-is-not-turning-into-a-gaming-blog-i-swear\/","title":{"rendered":"this is not turning into a gaming blog i swear"},"content":{"rendered":"

Really, it’s not, but I just won a game in Overwatch (Hanamura, Attacking) literally solo<\/em> by going to the second objective and SITTING DOWN ‘TIL VICTORY because NOBODY NOTICED I WAS THERE.<\/p>\n

It was hilarious<\/em>. I was looking at their advance guard from behind and going, “don’t turn around, don’t turn around, don’t turn around” and they didn’t<\/em> until suddenly the VICTORY! banner appears and everybody is going WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!<\/p>\n


VICTORY!<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

This is even better than yesterday’s game as Pharah (the rocketeer) where – in a round we lost, actually, but I don’t care – a Roadhog grabbed me with his chain and yanked me down to him, except my ultimate was ready so I was all JUSTICE RAINS ON YOUR FACE<\/p>\n


it would’ve looked a lot like this, only MUCH CLOSER<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

pretty sure piggy wasn’t expecting that XD<\/p>\n

In actually band-relevant news, I think I have singers for the chorus of “We’re Not Friends” now. Neither are 100% definite but both are very likely. Hopefully we can record next week!<\/p>\n

Still thinking on another title tho’. I mean, I actually like the title as it stands? I’d really prefer to keep the title sometime from the lyrics and that’s the best title<\/em> line in it. But negative titles don’t get the “play” button hit, so there you are.<\/p>\n

hee hee hee sitting my way to victory XD XD XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Really, it’s not, but I just won a game in Overwatch (Hanamura, Attacking) literally solo by going to the second objective and SITTING DOWN ‘TIL VICTORY because NOBODY NOTICED I WAS THERE. It was hilarious. I was looking at their advance guard from behind and going, “don’t turn around, don’t turn around, don’t turn around” [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9611"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9616,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9611\/revisions\/9616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}