{"id":9494,"date":"2016-07-18T08:30:47","date_gmt":"2016-07-18T15:30:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9494"},"modified":"2016-07-17T19:38:42","modified_gmt":"2016-07-18T02:38:42","slug":"less-an-annoyatron-and-more-an-annoyaharmonica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/07\/18\/less-an-annoyatron-and-more-an-annoyaharmonica\/","title":{"rendered":"less an annoyatron and more an annoyaharmonica?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night, a bunch of the Lair went out to see the Seattle Symphony and Chorale do <i>Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring<\/i>, and 1) holy crow, what a marathon for the performers, I mean damn, and 2) that worked surprisingly well as an art form. Also, the soloists were great.<\/p>\n<p>I know that soundtrack better than I realised, too &#8211; I kept picking up small differences in performance, mostly breathing points with winds. There&#8217;s a bit towards the end with tin whistle that I don&#8217;t know how you do without a breath, and my suspicion now is &#8220;you don&#8217;t, you do it in post.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, as soon as we got to Boromir at the Council of Elrond, the entire room exploded in laughter, as was inevitable. DAMN YOU INTERNETS<\/p>\n<p>I also picked up this monster in the gift shop:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-07\/annoyatron-keyboard.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>And posted on Twitter, &#8220;YAY! I&#8217;ve found a whole way to be annoying!&#8221; and then played bits from Lord of the Rings all the way home. But after playing around with it a while &#8211; really, it&#8217;s not so much an annoyatron. It&#8217;s more a harmonica with a keyboard. That maybe could still be super annoying, but it will, nonetheless, be <Em>musical<\/eM>.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, it&#8217;s not chromatic &#8211; it&#8217;s C-major only &#8211; but it&#8217;s more flexible than you&#8217;d expect, and you can get a bit of vibrato out of it. I have no idea what if anything I&#8217;ll ever do with it, but it&#8217;s a legit addition to the noisemaker collection.<\/p>\n<p>George (the cat), though, really hates it. So I guess it&#8217;s still an annoyatron for <Em>some<\/em> of us. Poor kitty. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Friday night, a bunch of the Lair went out to see the Seattle Symphony and Chorale do Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring, and 1) holy crow, what a marathon for the performers, I mean damn, and 2) that worked surprisingly well as an art form. Also, the soloists were great. I know [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9494","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-peoples-art","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9494"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9494\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9499,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9494\/revisions\/9499"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}