{"id":9370,"date":"2016-06-16T15:00:15","date_gmt":"2016-06-16T22:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9370"},"modified":"2016-06-16T15:13:24","modified_gmt":"2016-06-16T22:13:24","slug":"not-so-much-a-primary-lair-but","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/06\/16\/not-so-much-a-primary-lair-but\/","title":{"rendered":"not so much a primary lair, but&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.joyneville.com\/Ottawa\/Ontario\/Homes\/Carp\/Agent\/Listing_190027384.html\">A new lair is on the market<\/a>! Yes, it&#8217;s small, might be a good starter lair for the aspiring supervillain, but I&#8217;m really thinking more a&#8230; rural redoubt, perhaps. And it&#8217;s got extra bedroom space for the minions you might bring along.<\/p>\n<p>As I understand it, the Tesla Death Ray tower behind the lair <em>is<\/eM> included, so that&#8217;s definitely added value there. A starting supervillain wanting to use this as a primary lair should convert it to a shield dome emitter, but, of course, that goes without saying.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-06\/lair-tesla-death-ray-tower-included.jpg\"><br \/><i>Not Fancy, But Strong &#8211; that&#8217;s all rebar and poured concrete!<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-06\/lair-main-room.jpg\"><br \/><i>Features include a spacious meeting room for discuss your plans.<br \/>Note the built-in control panel by the couch &#8211;<br \/>I presume that&#8217;s for the ejector chairs that fling your enemies into the fire pit.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A new lair is on the market! Yes, it&#8217;s small, might be a good starter lair for the aspiring supervillain, but I&#8217;m really thinking more a&#8230; rural redoubt, perhaps. And it&#8217;s got extra bedroom space for the minions you might bring along. As I understand it, the Tesla Death Ray tower behind the lair is [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9370","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9370"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9372,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9370\/revisions\/9372"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}