{"id":9232,"date":"2016-05-17T10:12:12","date_gmt":"2016-05-17T17:12:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=9232"},"modified":"2016-05-17T10:19:56","modified_gmt":"2016-05-17T17:19:56","slug":"the-new-single-has-lyrics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/05\/17\/the-new-single-has-lyrics\/","title":{"rendered":"the new single has lyrics"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was asked to post the lyrics to the new single (Bandcamp<\/a>, YouTube<\/a>, Soundcloud<\/a>), so sure, I can do that!<\/p>\n

The copyright says Crime and the Forces of Evil, of course, but this is very much what I think of as a Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics song – my all-girl hardcore punk band that plays exclusively Hello Kitty-branded instruments. And I would love<\/em> to play a MKatC gig, but so far, really, that’s mostly My Girlfriend, Sad Muppet, Get Out, and this. We almost have enough music for a 20-minute mini-set, though!<\/p>\n

Anyway, enjoy:<\/p>\n

Pee Police
\n2016 Crime and the Forces of Evil
\nALL CAPS is CRUISE CONTROL for BULLHORN<\/p>\n

What the fuck do you think you’re wearing
\nWhy do you think you have the right
\nYou fucking dykes better get with the programme
\nor there’s gonna be a fight because
\nwe’re gonna bring the law down on you
\nlike we always knew we should
\nAnd you’re gonna pay if you look at us funny
\nOh it really gives us wood that’s right<\/p>\n

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nGET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
\n‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nUP AGAINST THE STALL<\/p>\n

I don’t care what these bitches are saying
\nI don’t care if you’re a girl
\nI’m the cop in charge and I know what I’m doing
\nand your trousers make me burly now
\nI can finally strut ’round in here and I can
\nshow you who’s in charge
\nYou better sit your ass down and pay attention
\nwhile my lumber’s getting large that’s right<\/p>\n

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nGET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
\n‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nUP AGAINST THE STALL<\/p>\n

No ID? Then you get no peeing
\nas I slam you to the wall
\nJesus says it’s time now to give a beating
\nand I always give the best of all because
\nyou faggots got to learn one thing and that’s
\nto bow to my command
\nIf my staff of life doesn’t show you Jesus
\nMy rod will show you god firsthand<\/p>\n

‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nGET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
\n‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nFUCK YOUR NEW ID
\nWE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nGET DOWN ON YOUR FUCKING KNEES
\n‘CAUSE WE’RE THE PEE POLICE
\nPEE POLICE
\nGET UP AGAINST THE STALL<\/p>\n

ANYBODY ELSE FEELIN’ UPPITY?
\nI DIDN’T THINK SO<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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