{"id":885,"date":"2011-06-15T11:59:25","date_gmt":"2011-06-15T18:59:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=885"},"modified":"2011-06-15T11:59:25","modified_gmt":"2011-06-15T18:59:25","slug":"everything-i-write-lately-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/06\/15\/everything-i-write-lately-is\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything I write lately is. . ."},"content":{"rendered":"

Everything I write lately is another Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics song, which if you’re new – meet our alternate band manifestation, the four-chord all-girl hardcore punk band Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics, who play exclusively<\/em> Hello Kitty-branded instruments.<\/p>\n

I guess I should just get them all written down and then maybe I can write other kinds of music. I like the Mary Kaye stuff, but there’s more to life than hardcore mandolin. OR IS THERE? XD<\/p>\n

Hate Your Day Job
\n(C) 2011 Dara Korra’ti\/CRIME and the Forces of Evil<\/p>\n

CHORUS:
\nHate, Hate, Hate your day job
\nHate, Hate, Hate your day job
\nHate, Hate, Hate your day job
\nHate, Hate, Hate your day job<\/p>\n

I hate your day job
\nI think it’s driving you nuts
\nI hate your day job
\nWe all know that it sucks
\nI hate your day job
\nSo come in from the rain
\nI hate your day job
\nIt’s driving you insane so<\/p>\n

[CHORUS]<\/p>\n

You hate your day job
\nYou say it all the time
\nYou hate your day job
\nThey treat you like you’re slime
\nYou hate your day job
\nIt’s cruel and antithetic
\nYou hate your day job
\nStaying makes you feel pathetic and you<\/p>\n

[CHORUS]<\/p>\n

They hate your day job
\nIt doesn’t pay the rent
\nThey hate your day job
\nThey wish you’d go get bent
\nThey hate your day job
\nThey’d outsource it if they could
\nThey hate your day job
\nPlease don’t be misunderstood because<\/p>\n

BRIDGE:
\nIt’s not that I’ve been listening to all those stupid Marxists
\nIt’s not that I’ve been sewing sickles onto scarlet sheet
\nBut it’s pretty fucking obvious they took you to the cleaners
\nAnd I’m trying to determine how they got you quite so beat
\nIt’s not like there’s redemption in adhering to the masses but
\nNothing’s gonna happen ’till you riot in the street so
\nMaybe take a tip or two from Portugal or Iceland and go
\nParty down the boulevard just like you were a Greek! and<\/p>\n

Quit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nQuit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nQuit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nGo! Do! Something else!<\/p>\n

Quit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nQuit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nQuit, Quit, Quit your Day Job!
\nStop! Wasting! Your! Life!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Everything I write lately is another Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics song, which if you’re new – meet our alternate band manifestation, the four-chord all-girl hardcore punk band Mary Kaye and the Cosmetics, who play exclusively Hello Kitty-branded instruments. I guess I should just get them all written down and then maybe I can write [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}