{"id":8603,"date":"2016-02-03T08:30:43","date_gmt":"2016-02-03T16:30:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=8603"},"modified":"2016-02-03T10:22:22","modified_gmt":"2016-02-03T18:22:22","slug":"conflikt-2016-and-dont-talk-to-me-about-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2016\/02\/03\/conflikt-2016-and-dont-talk-to-me-about-film\/","title":{"rendered":"conflikt 2016 and don&#8217;t talk to me about film"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First, a surprise: <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.bandcamp.com\/track\/thirteen\">the new single<\/a>! I did it for this con, and it&#8217;s a cover of sorts that I turned into a Doctor Who song.<\/p>\n<p>So, yesterday I talked about film. I have my answer, and the experiment with the fisheye lens film camera did <em>not work out so well<\/em>. 1600-speed film pushed two stops and, well, you&#8217;ll see below how dark and grainy the best of them were. I&#8217;ll give it one more try (pushing this film as far as it&#8217;ll go) and we&#8217;ll see. Fingers crossed.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/view-from-a-hotel-room.jpg\"><br \/><i>Friday: Not as Fishy As Hoped<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Anna and I got to Conflikt pretty early &#8211; we had a lot to haul, and the band had final run-through rehearsal at 2pm, a space for which the concom was kind enough to let us reserve in advance.<\/p>\n<p>That went pretty well, so we also had time to get together with GoHs TJ and Mitchell Burnside-Clapp to do a runthrough of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/magnetic-penguins-skit.pdf\">our very muppety opening ceremonies skit<\/a>, which included one of those random semi-nonsensical songs of the sort they used to do on <i>The Muppet Show<\/i> back in Ye Daye. (It&#8217;s called &#8220;Magnetic Penguins.&#8221;)<\/p>\n<p>So that was a revival of an older form. We knew very few people would get was that Mitchell Clapp here was <EM>reviving a character<\/em> from a Long Fucking Time Ago in the spoken-skit parts of it, but our small test audiences laughed without knowing that, so we figured that&#8217;d be fine anyway. And TJ does a good Gonzo, so we knew people would read that part for sure.<\/p>\n<p>Opening ceremonies had a few technical difficulties, which would presage the greater technical difficulties during the show. Still, I&#8217;m pretty good at stretching to fill time when needed, and people seemed to like Jeri Lynn&#8217;s and Shanti&#8217;s improv puppetry in front of the ice-cube background during the &#8220;Magnetic Penguins&#8221; song.<\/p>\n<p>Then Betsy Tinney had her show, which was great as always, and I played an awfully-nwcMUSIC-like MC, followed by our concert!<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a shot from the stage while I was walking on. This is the kind of thing I <em>want<\/em> to do with this dumb fisheye lens camera &#8211; but honestly, I&#8217;m pretty doubtful it&#8217;s going to work indoors. Which is a shame, it&#8217;s fun to play with, but <Em>wow<\/em>, yeah, film. Film is terrible once you have better.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/from-stage.jpg\"><br \/><i>So Dark and Grainy<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The tech issues from opening ceremonies got a <Em>lot<\/em> worse during our show. (Screaming bursts of noise, some of which may&#8217;ve been related to RF interference in their gear; no vocals and missing instruments in the monitors, little or no electric guitar in the house mix apparently &#8211; really everything that could fall apart did.)<\/p>\n<p>Still, we struggled through, and a lot of people made a point of coming to me and saying that despite the tech issues, our performance was good, and we sounded good in the room. (We didn&#8217;t sound so great on the livestream, though, which seemed to be mostly missing CD&#8217;s electric guitar, and had a lot of sync issues &#8211; I&#8217;m hoping to get the raw stems and remix them into a salvageable video.)<\/p>\n<p>People told me they particularly liked &#8220;Supervillain For I Love You,&#8221; &#8220;Thirteen,&#8221; and &#8220;We&#8217;re Not Friends,&#8221; <Em>all<\/eM> of which are new, which is great.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re Not Friends,&#8221; in particular&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I haven&#8217;t been talking about that one. I came up with the chorus months ago and had a few failed runs at writing it &#8211; <em>those<\/em> are lyrics which will never see the light of day &#8211; but it fell together over the last few weeks. So I took it to my band two weeks before the show and said, &#8220;This is brand new. We&#8217;re doing it. We are in fact <Em>closing<\/em> with it.&#8221; Then I kept making changes to it as we went, because if you&#8217;re going to swing for the fences, you should just <em>do that<\/em>, right?<\/p>\n<p>And the good news is, <em>that<\/em> worked. We got the crowd to sing along with a song they&#8217;d never heard, which was pretty neat to watch and hear, and a few people talked about it affecting them afterwards &#8211; &#8217;cause, the thing is, this song is really important and personal to me, but, for a change, in ways other people really get. I&#8217;m not going to talk about why here, because it&#8217;s long, but &#8211; it resonated.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/elevators.jpg\"><br \/><i>Saturday<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Judging the songwriting contest with TJ and Mitchell and Jackie Mitchell (the Interfilk guest; no relation) got the day off to a good start. All the entries were pretty strong, though three did elevate themselves a level up from the rest. And while we did have a consensus on the winner &#8211; a song about the &#8220;evil&#8221; twins in &#8220;good\/evil&#8221; sibling pairs explaining they do things that <em>need<\/em> to be done &#8211; it was close. It came down, really, to the winning song being the one most transportable outside the stated theme of the contest.<\/p>\n<p>After that &#8211; running the &#8220;Twofers&#8221; open mic, running The Dara Show version of Kitting Out Cheap, etc &#8211; it was kind of like being back running nwcMUSIC, only with less anxiety. MCing that was always one of the best parts, for me, so more of that? Can do, sport!<\/p>\n<p>I met and talked for a while with a guy named Sean who came to the studio-building panel. He works at Microsoft and has access to one of those ultra-quiet rooms. I asked him if he could get me a tour! I don&#8217;t think it&#8217;ll happen, but I can hope.<\/p>\n<p>Then, lots more concerts. This actually is the best of the concert photos &#8211; everything else came out even lower-contrast:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/sunnie-and-betsy-and-kaede.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Later, I also ran into <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ovff.org\/pegasus\/people\/murray-porath.html\">Murray Porath<\/a>, which was <em>very<\/em> odd, and was another person I know <em>of<\/eM> through other people rather than knowing directly, until now.<\/p>\n<p>Apparently he&#8217;s moved out here, I guess we&#8217;ll be seeing more of him! I didn&#8217;t get a chance to find out entirely what that was about, but he has a bunch of funny lawyer stories, including a Kentucky county denying some sort of fortune-teller a business license on the basis that they decided she was a witch and casting spells on people. Yes, a fundamentalist revival preacher <em>was involved<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Conflikt&#8217;s concert hall also has a big area in the back with tables and craft supplies, so I took a picture of that from overhead. Other than the window, it&#8217;s probably the best shot I actually got:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/guess-what.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Open Filk ran quite late each night &#8211; I don&#8217;t know how late on Friday and Saturday, since I had duties the following mornings so didn&#8217;t burn <Em>too<\/em> much oil. Sunday night&#8217;s smoked salmon ran until around 2am, and given that it&#8217;s usually the earliest of the lot to close down, we can probably assume the others ran later.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/conflikt-lunch.jpg\"><br \/><i>Sunday<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I never go to convention banquets, because the cliche about rubber chicken&#8230; well, frankly, it&#8217;s true. They&#8217;re cash-cows for hotels and that&#8217;s why hotels like cons to have them. But this time it was part of my job, so I did!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/mitchell-clapp.jpg\"><br \/><i>Sadly the best shot I got with Mitchell<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not just a lunch, in this case &#8211; you&#8217;re also writing a song, collaborating with your table, and using two words or concepts handed around at random. Ours were &#8220;awesomesauce&#8221; and &#8220;perspective,&#8221; and our table came up with two songs &#8211; one I just wrote, another that I helped with. That was a lot of fun.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s mine, it&#8217;s very vaudeville &#8211; I was by the gods going to stay in theme throughout, if I could:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/awesome-sauce-song.jpg\"><br \/><i>The Awesome Sauce Song<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Apparently I also bellow like a drill sergeant, because my call for people to get their acts (literally) together for the Band Scramble got the attention of the whole crowd <EM>without<\/em> a PA, because YEAH I CAN YELL PRETTY GOOD IF I WANT.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and the Sunday afternoon jam &#8211; I had an idea where I&#8217;d bring a whiteboard and a giant wet-erase marker to write out chords, so people could actually join in on an actual <Em>jam<\/em> more easily, as opposed to it just being another filk circle. It seemed to help, we had really good participation &#8211; better than I&#8217;ve usually seen, I think.<\/p>\n<p>So &#8211; yeah! I guess that&#8217;s pretty much it! Thanks to Jen and Beth and Jeri Lynn and Jeffrey and everybody on the concom who invited me. I hope everybody had a good time, and don&#8217;t forget the new single!<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.bandcamp.com\/track\/thirteen\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2016-02\/Conflikt\/new-single.jpg\"><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>ps: And also, thanks go out to Tom of the Lundervillains &#8211; we traded certain <em>device components<\/eM> on Saturday, and frankly, he was doing me a favour. Muah ha ha. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First, a surprise: the new single! I did it for this con, and it&#8217;s a cover of sorts that I turned into a Doctor Who song. So, yesterday I talked about film. 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