{"id":8446,"date":"2015-12-23T22:43:08","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T06:43:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=8446"},"modified":"2015-12-23T22:43:08","modified_gmt":"2015-12-24T06:43:08","slug":"machete-order","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/12\/23\/machete-order\/","title":{"rendered":"machete order"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the Lair, we&#8217;ve been re-watching <i>Star Wars<\/i> in the Machete order &#8211; the first two of the original trilogy, the second two of the &#8220;prequels&#8221; as an extended flashback, and finally <i>Return of the Jedi<\/i> &#8211; before seeing the new film.<\/p>\n<p>We just watched <em>Revenge of the Sith<\/em>, which I&#8217;d never seen. <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.livejournal.com\/1400956.html\"><i>Attack of the Clones<\/i><\/a> was it for me, when they first came out &#8211; <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.livejournal.com\/1401135.html\">I was done<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And&#8230; as everyone said, <i>Sith<\/i> is by far the least bad of the prequel trilogy. I was expecting that. And I was going along with it, letting some of the dumbest shit go, and seeing how some things actually kind of worked kind of okay, even if other things often didn&#8217;t, and then, we&#8217;re getting seriously into the meat of the film, and&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;I swear to the gods I was not expecting this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;there is a moment of <em>cinema<\/em>. Actual, honest, sincere, <em>working<\/em> cinema. No dialogue, nearly no action, just camera, just actors being allowed &#8211; for once! &#8211; to act, and it is <em>beautiful<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>And it punched me in the gut. Hard. Partly because for the <em>first<\/em> time, I felt some kind of emotional connection to these characters. Woah, Not Expecting That, as they say. Partly because a critical relationship is sold to me, for the <em>only<\/em> time. Partly because bad decisions are being made that will create the situation we see later, and I buy that, too. But mostly&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;mostly because, goddammit, it <em>showed<\/em>, it showed <em>through<\/em>, it showed <em>clear<\/em>, that <em>somewhere<\/em>, somehow, lost inside that pompous egomaniac, that delusional businessman hooked on his own legend, that raving CGI-set addict who couldn&#8217;t direct actors to find <em>lunch<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;there is still a <em>filmmaker<\/em>. It hurts. I started yelling, no, really, I did, at Anna, going, &#8220;WHAT THE HELL? WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? THAT WAS CINEMA, WHAT? HOW? WHAT IS IT DOING IN THIS MESS?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s just such a goddamn shame there&#8217;s no Luke Skywalker around to make him realise that.<\/p>\n<p><em>Revenge of the Sith<\/em> is still not a good film. One precious moment of genuine art does not salvage what otherwise succeeds merely by virtue of not being wretched. There are several moments of competence, and several near-misses &#8211; and this time, there really <em>are<\/em> enough bones to make a good film. You can tell. You really <em>can<\/em> see it, in this one &#8211; partly, I think, because for one, brief moment, it <em>actually is a good film<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Which makes the rest even harder to take.<\/p>\n<p>Goddammit, George. Gods <em>dammit<\/em>.<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p><i>Use cyber2015 at checkout for 20% off all music, including<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/music.crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/album\/bone-walker\">Bone Walker<\/a>, <i>the long-list Grammy Award nominated album.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here are the Lair, we&#8217;ve been re-watching Star Wars in the Machete order &#8211; the first two of the original trilogy, the second two of the &#8220;prequels&#8221; as an extended flashback, and finally Return of the Jedi &#8211; before seeing the new film. We just watched Revenge of the Sith, which I&#8217;d never seen. Attack [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-other-peoples-art"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8446","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8446"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8446\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}