{"id":8258,"date":"2015-10-31T11:40:58","date_gmt":"2015-10-31T18:40:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=8258"},"modified":"2015-10-31T11:40:58","modified_gmt":"2015-10-31T18:40:58","slug":"and-were-ready","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/31\/and-were-ready\/","title":{"rendered":"And we're ready"},"content":{"rendered":"


Happy Halloween from VAULT-TEC!<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

And we’re all ready. Dozens of nice little candy gift packages from VAULT-TEC, with candy and<\/em> a surprise inside – instructions on building your very own back yard nuclear reactor. Heat your hot tub, water your plants to get extremely<\/em> unusual flowers, and saving on heating bills – it’s wins all around.<\/p>\n

I’ll be answering the door as a VAULT-TEC sales rep, of course, which in the actual pre-war Fallout world would probably make me the worst house on the block. But hey, at least it’s actual candy, right? Everybody likes Atomic Fireballs. (Well, I<\/em> like Atomic Fireballs. Not even ironically, I’m just fond of cinnamon. It’s yummy.)<\/p>\n

This is probably the first Halloween I’ll have worn two separate costumes. Historically I’ve only ever done that at conventions, and even then, rarely. SCENE CHANGE!<\/p>\n


Guess who got a PROMOTION?<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n
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Looking for the Grammy Awards Long List nominee post? Thank you for listening, and for your consideration<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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