{"id":8240,"date":"2015-10-29T08:30:09","date_gmt":"2015-10-29T15:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=8240"},"modified":"2015-10-29T08:30:09","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T15:30:09","slug":"happy-halloween-from-vault-tec","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/10\/29\/happy-halloween-from-vault-tec\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Halloween from Vault-Tec!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’m making little gift packets of candy for Halloween. I also need to whip up a Vault-Tec ID and some business cards, but that’s easy enough. Here’s a picture of the packets:<\/p>\n


Happy Halloween from Vault-Tec!<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

Three variants, so I could see how they looked. The outside is a Vault-Tec “Prepare for the Future” flyer; I’m going with festive orange, of course. Specifically the darker orange, since that’s higher contrast and easier to read. On the inner side? Simple instructions for building your own back-yard nuclear fission reactor. Easy as pie, and wow, will you save on those heating bills!<\/p>\n

The way the packages are folded gives them six edges – that’s for the two H3<\/sup><\/small> atoms for the heaviest of heavy water. The candies inside are – of course – Atomic Fireballs. Three per package, for that same H3<\/sup><\/small> symbolism.<\/p>\n

And sure, maybe out water purification systems would last longer if we didn’t use such heavy<\/em> water. But, by gum, that’d be compromise! Won’t have it! Nothing but the best from VAULT-TEC!<\/p>\n

eta:<\/b> Business cards:<\/p>\n

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Looking for the Grammy Awards Long List nominee post? Thank you for listening, and for your consideration<\/a>.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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