{"id":8116,"date":"2015-09-30T10:00:20","date_gmt":"2015-09-30T17:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=8116"},"modified":"2015-09-30T10:00:20","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T17:00:20","slug":"breaking-news-pope-still-h8s-queers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/09\/30\/breaking-news-pope-still-h8s-queers\/","title":{"rendered":"BREAKING NEWS: pope still h8s queers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t normally get into this kind of politics here, but I have to, because it&#8217;s so hilarious, in that horrible way.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been watching all these people go on about how awesome Pope Francis is. How great and progressive and and and. I suppose in contrast to recent history, you can talk about that, and sure, he&#8217;s not <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2005\/04\/someone-was-looking-for-this\/\">Pope Palpatine<\/a> &#8211; but then again, who is?<\/p>\n<p>And the thing is, I&#8217;ve seen all sorts of anti-queer stuff still coming out of this pope, because of course you do. <em>It&#8217;s the goddamn Catholic Church.<\/em> And every time it&#8217;s brought up, I see it downplayed, and dismissed as unimportant, and I count the he-has-to-but-really-doesn&#8217;ts that keep popping up.<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m a supervillain: <em>I know better<\/em>. &#8220;I know traps, traps are my way of flirting. <em>This is a trap.<\/em>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/news\/morning-mix\/wp\/2015\/09\/30\/the-murky-details-of-kim-daviss-alleged-secret-meeting-with-pope-francis\/\">Happy Fun Pope himself(!) arranged a private meeting(!) with Kim &#8220;God&#8217;s Law Trumps Real Law&#8221; Davis<\/a>. Commended her courage, gave her and her husband rosary beads he blessed. I don&#8217;t know how much bigger an endorsement you&#8217;re going to get out of Catholicism while still alive.<\/p>\n<p>So oh look, the Church still hates queers. omgwtfbbq. Happy Fun Pope is part of the Chruch. GUESS WHAT HE&#8217;S NOT FOND OF?<\/p>\n<p>See, thing about reality is&#8230; Reality <em>always<\/em> comes back to kick you in the ass. <em>Always<\/em>. Never forget that, and never just gloss over it, hoping it won&#8217;t for <em>you<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Reality doesn&#8217;t make exceptions. Not for you; not for anybody.<\/p>\n<p><b>eta:<\/b> <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.patheos.com\/blogs\/progressivesecularhumanist\/2015\/09\/pope-fatigue-celebrating-a-morally-bankrupt-institution-is-wrong\/\">Here&#8217;s a post with links to some of his interesting statements and actions as a social conservative<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><b>eta2:<\/b> BackBackBackBackBACKpedal: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.salon.com\/2015\/10\/02\/the_vatican_confirms_that_pope_francis_was_ratfcked_into_meeting_kim_davis\/\">Vatican says they don&#8217;t support Kim Davis in specifics<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t normally get into this kind of politics here, but I have to, because it&#8217;s so hilarious, in that horrible way. I&#8217;ve been watching all these people go on about how awesome Pope Francis is. How great and progressive and and and. I suppose in contrast to recent history, you can talk about that, [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8116","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8116","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8116"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8116\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8116"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8116"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8116"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}