{"id":7929,"date":"2015-08-16T23:32:54","date_gmt":"2015-08-17T06:32:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7929"},"modified":"2015-08-16T23:32:54","modified_gmt":"2015-08-17T06:32:54","slug":"this-doesnt-help-anything-i-assure-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/16\/this-doesnt-help-anything-i-assure-you\/","title":{"rendered":"this doesn&#039;t help anything i assure you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>at rehearsal today I maybe decided the <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/i-just-wanna-know-one-thing\/\">ice cube tray debate<\/a> needed a song and <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-08\/magnetic-penguins.mp3\">things got stupid real fast (mp3)<\/a> XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>at rehearsal today I maybe decided the ice cube tray debate needed a quote-song-enquote<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-songs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}