{"id":7904,"date":"2015-08-12T15:34:09","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T22:34:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7904"},"modified":"2015-08-12T15:34:09","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T22:34:09","slug":"hey-everybody-lets-go-live-like-pirates","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/12\/hey-everybody-lets-go-live-like-pirates\/","title":{"rendered":"HEY EVERYBODY LET&#039;S GO LIVE LIKE PIRATES"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>LET&#8217;S MOVE TO BELLINGHAM AND LIVE IN <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.estately.com\/listings\/info\/3012-cherrywood-ave--4\">A PIRATE SHIP HOUSE<\/a>!<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-08\/yarr-1.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-08\/yarr-2.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-08\/yarr-3.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/seattle.curbed.com\/archives\/2015\/08\/bellingham-house-ship-endeavour-replica.php\">CLICK THROUGH IT GETS EVEN BETTER BY WHICH I MEAN WORSE BY WHICH I MEAN BETTER<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I am TOTALLY SERIOUS in a not actually serious but somehow sincerely tempted way. It&#8217;s so terrible. I love it. I love it to death.<\/p>\n<p>(h\/t Sunnie on Facebook. \ud83d\ude00 )<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>LET\u2019S MOVE TO BELLINGHAM AND LIVE IN A PIRATE SHIP HOUSE! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7904","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7904\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}