{"id":7800,"date":"2015-08-03T08:30:35","date_gmt":"2015-08-03T15:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7800"},"modified":"2015-08-03T08:30:35","modified_gmt":"2015-08-03T15:30:35","slug":"wait-a-minute-what-are-these-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/08\/03\/wait-a-minute-what-are-these-things\/","title":{"rendered":"wait a minute, what are these things?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Paul&#8217;s going through Fallout 3 again, and just found a paperweight in a box, and I kind of laughed because &#8216;hey, here&#8217;s something you can carry just to take away from your carrying capacity!&#8217; and so on. But then I realised&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;we all know what a paperweight is. But I&#8217;ve never used a paperweight as a paperweight. In fact, <em>has anyone here ever used a paperweight as a paperweight?<\/eM><\/p>\n<p>Hell, has I know anyone ever used a paperweight as office equipment <em>at all<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-08\/power-of-three-cube.jpg\"><br \/><i>hmmmmmmmmmm<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Paul&#8217;s going through Fallout 3 again, and just found a paperweight in a box, and I kind of laughed because &#8216;hey, here&#8217;s something you can carry just to take away from your carrying capacity!&#8217; and so on. But then I realised&#8230; &#8230;we all know what a paperweight is. But I&#8217;ve never used a paperweight [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7800","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}