{"id":7734,"date":"2015-07-21T16:32:33","date_gmt":"2015-07-21T23:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7734"},"modified":"2015-07-21T16:32:33","modified_gmt":"2015-07-21T23:32:33","slug":"i-glared-at-her-said-learn-to-read","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/07\/21\/i-glared-at-her-said-learn-to-read\/","title":{"rendered":"i glared at her, said learn to read"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One of the people bidding for some work at the Lair called back and told me they had tried to email me some things, but it wasn&#8217;t working. Keep in mind I had hit the &#8220;contact by phone&#8221; box on their webform, and had most specifically <em>not<\/em> checked &#8220;contact by email.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I had them read the error to me. Which they dutifully did, including reading the email address I gave their form:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><i>do-not-email@nowhere.net<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Even that didn&#8217;t register until I said it back to them. And this is why I don&#8217;t trust companies with real email addresses.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the people bidding for some work at the Lair called back and told me they had tried to email me some things, but it wasn&#8217;t working. Keep in mind I had hit the &#8220;contact by phone&#8221; box on their webform, and had most specifically not checked &#8220;contact by email.&#8221; So I had them [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}