{"id":7603,"date":"2015-06-30T08:30:48","date_gmt":"2015-06-30T15:30:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7603"},"modified":"2015-06-30T08:30:48","modified_gmt":"2015-06-30T15:30:48","slug":"dont-fall-for-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/30\/dont-fall-for-this\/","title":{"rendered":"don&#039;t fall for this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, as a floating lair, it looks fairly swank, and the <em>only<\/em> ethical way to own <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.seattlepi.com\/real-estate\/article\/1-billion-can-buy-world-s-most-expensive-yacht-6346554.php#photo-8206881\">this monstrosity<\/a> <em>is<\/eM> to steal it, so that&#8217;s fair. But when you see rooms like this?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-06\/lair-just-say-no.jpg\"><br \/><i>No.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is Bond Bait. It&#8217;s engineered to make you fall into a variety of the Bad Supervillain traps, most notably monologuing about your own plans and awkward we&#8217;re-not-so-different speeches.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-06\/awkward.jpg\"><br \/><i>I&#8217;m sure you do.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Nobody needs another one of those speeches. Nobody. This lair? Give it a pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sure, as a floating lair, it looks fairly swank, and the only ethical way to own this monstrosity is to steal it, so that&#8217;s fair. But when you see rooms like this? No. This is Bond Bait. It&#8217;s engineered to make you fall into a variety of the Bad Supervillain traps, most notably monologuing about [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7603"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7603\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}