{"id":7593,"date":"2015-06-24T09:15:06","date_gmt":"2015-06-24T16:15:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=7593"},"modified":"2015-06-24T09:15:06","modified_gmt":"2015-06-24T16:15:06","slug":"nothin-but-class","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2015\/06\/24\/nothin-but-class\/","title":{"rendered":"nothin&#039; but class"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, George, have some goddamn self-respect.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2015-06\/nothin-but-class.jpg\"><br \/><i>No.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to tell, but his tongue is out. He only moved because he heard me get the camera, but for once, I got a picture.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, George, have some goddamn self-respect. No. It&#8217;s hard to tell, but his tongue is out. He only moved because he heard me get the camera, but for once, I got a picture<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}