{"id":6508,"date":"2014-12-06T22:21:20","date_gmt":"2014-12-07T06:21:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=6508"},"modified":"2014-12-06T22:21:20","modified_gmt":"2014-12-07T06:21:20","slug":"life-with-supervillainy-desolation-of-smaug-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/12\/06\/life-with-supervillainy-desolation-of-smaug-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"life with supervillainy: desolation of smaug edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re watching the extended <i>Desolation of Smaug<\/i> tonight at the Lair.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><b>Thorin<\/b> to Bilbo, wild-eyed: Did you find the Arkenstone? <em>Did you find it?!<\/em><br \/>\n<b>Minion Anna<\/b>, as Bilbo: Uh, Thorin&#8230; are you wearing your crazypants?<br \/>\n<b>Minion Paul<\/b>, as Thorin: I have more than one pair!<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>, as Thorin: &#8230;and I&#8217;m <eM>wearing them all<\/em>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;re watching the extended Desolation of Smaug tonight at the Lair. Thorin to Bilbo, wild-eyed: Did you find the Arkenstone? Did you find it?! Minion Anna, as Bilbo: Uh, Thorin&#8230; are you wearing your crazypants? Minion Paul, as Thorin: I have more than one pair! Solarbird, as Thorin: &#8230;and I&#8217;m wearing them all<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}