{"id":6369,"date":"2014-10-10T08:30:04","date_gmt":"2014-10-10T15:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=6369"},"modified":"2014-10-10T08:30:04","modified_gmt":"2014-10-10T15:30:04","slug":"the-problem-with-midi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/10\/10\/the-problem-with-midi\/","title":{"rendered":"the problem with midi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The real problem with MIDI is that every time I try to do MIDI I end up doing things like setting the SoundCanvas to ALL PERCUSSION SAMPLES and playing SMASHY SMASHY on the keyboard all night.<\/p>\n<p>SMASH ALL THE DRUMS also all the sound effects and also the hilarious terrible fake scratches HI I AM <small>not<\/small> A DJ <small>scratchy scratchy<\/small><\/p>\n<p>MUSICIAN SMASH<\/p>\n<p>this is <em>hilarious<\/em>. but not productive.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah. Everybody has to have their own versions of this, right? Surely they do. What&#8217;s yours?<\/p>\n<p><small><i><b>SMASHY SMASHY<\/b><\/i><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The real problem with MIDI is that every time I try to do MIDI I end up doing things like setting the SoundCanvas to ALL PERCUSSION SAMPLES and playing SMASHY SMASHY on the keyboard all night. SMASH ALL THE DRUMS also all the sound effects and also the hilarious terrible fake scratches HI I AM [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6369\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}