{"id":6071,"date":"2014-06-11T08:50:59","date_gmt":"2014-06-11T15:50:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=6071"},"modified":"2014-06-11T08:50:59","modified_gmt":"2014-06-11T15:50:59","slug":"soundwaves-the-size-of-duplo-blocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/11\/soundwaves-the-size-of-duplo-blocks\/","title":{"rendered":"soundwaves the size of spaceships"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I said I wasn&#8217;t going to be around, but about the time I realised I was setting up special filters to remove subsonics &#8211; bass below 20hz &#8211; from Kitsune at War, I realised I had to post, because c&#8217;mon. What the hell are these waveforms made of, duplo blocks?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-06\/duplo-blox.gif\"><br \/><i>We are from Planet Duplo and we are here to destroy you<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>This is actually pushing my software past some of its test limits. Not the core DAW, but some of the waveform manipulators. They&#8217;re doing things like lengthening sounds because they can&#8217;t handle notes with <em>supercycles<\/em> shorter than the note&#8217;s <em>duration<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>If that makes no sense to you, that&#8217;s okay. There&#8217;ll be a special remix specifically for the whale population who will want to hear that 4-8hz ultra bass.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, last year, I warned you?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-08\/crush-hazard-posted.jpg\"><br \/><i>Extreme Crush Hazard<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I was <i>not fucking around.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said I wasn&#8217;t going to be around, but about the time I realised I was setting up special filters to remove subsonics &#8211; bass below 20hz &#8211; from Kitsune at War, I realised I had to post, because c&#8217;mon. What the hell are these waveforms made of, duplo blocks? We are from Planet Duplo [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-album-notes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6071\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}