{"id":6061,"date":"2014-06-04T13:26:54","date_gmt":"2014-06-04T20:26:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=6061"},"modified":"2014-06-04T13:26:54","modified_gmt":"2014-06-04T20:26:54","slug":"tasty-cabinet-candy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/06\/04\/tasty-cabinet-candy\/","title":{"rendered":"in honour of three hours of sanding dubious paint and rust"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honour of sanding and painting the only one that actually needed either &#8211; the better two cleaned up just fine, to my surprise &#8211; have this homemade storify of tweets from last weekend.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Boxes of many boxes! Full! Three for $5. I&#39;ll use for electronics and such, but what will we find? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/DguGEAL8TL\">pic.twitter.com\/DguGEAL8TL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472820056833789952\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Oh look, evil clown popcorn! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/AqNWEfsABd\">pic.twitter.com\/AqNWEfsABd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472821138830422017\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Really, given the eyes, it&#39;s more _dead_ clown popcorn. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23notfresheitherway&amp;src=hash\">#notfresheitherway<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472821516699447297\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Q-tips of the PAAAAAAAAAST! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/SI0bLnU9QQ\">pic.twitter.com\/SI0bLnU9QQ<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472821989573672960\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>What do you even? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HVgH2wJEYE\">pic.twitter.com\/HVgH2wJEYE<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472822320944652289\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Mmmm everybody&#39;s favourite &#8211; rusty razor blades! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/oAcMFerWka\">pic.twitter.com\/oAcMFerWka<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472823059184115713\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Yay! A small assortment of slanty numbers! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23ofcourse&amp;src=hash\">#ofcourse<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23asrequired&amp;src=hash\">#asrequired<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/pU5EdvBiPH\">pic.twitter.com\/pU5EdvBiPH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472823456493363200\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Let&#39;s go drinkin&#39; on the boat! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HD97pSEuFl\">pic.twitter.com\/HD97pSEuFl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472823680310185985\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Awwww yeaaaaah <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23vintage&amp;src=hash\">#vintage<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23bywhichimeanterrible&amp;src=hash\">#bywhichimeanterrible<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/bu97LXOhHA\">pic.twitter.com\/bu97LXOhHA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472823822992035841\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>It&#39;s unused! For good reason! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23thesewereterrible&amp;src=hash\">#thesewereterrible<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ZMjU1sRka1\">pic.twitter.com\/ZMjU1sRka1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472823977971564545\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Oooooooooh kaaaaaaaay <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23keychain&amp;src=hash\">#keychain<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23oy&amp;src=hash\">#oy<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23disturbingcombinations&amp;src=hash\">#disturbingcombinations<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/HsAIbJ3TTY\">pic.twitter.com\/HsAIbJ3TTY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472824991793557504\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Seriously there are surprise rusty razor blades in like every fourth drawer. What. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/IlXklmpkuK\">pic.twitter.com\/IlXklmpkuK<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472825346451329028\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Now joining the collection: rusty broken saw blade! What kind of tetanus porn fetishist used to own this, anyway? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/yPJvgI3OOJ\">http:\/\/t.co\/yPJvgI3OOJ<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/MjhPSE3jia\">pic.twitter.com\/MjhPSE3jia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472825831442878464\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n<b>&#8230;ist used to own this, anyway?<\/b> (Twitter cut it off.)<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Everyone Comes to Rick&#39;s? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/ROZoBQhmjH\">pic.twitter.com\/ROZoBQhmjH<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472826221424693248\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Tetanus! Tetanus for everyone! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23notallnails&amp;src=hash\">#notallnails<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/iQQe9P1tjS\">pic.twitter.com\/iQQe9P1tjS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472827940669898752\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Doooooooooooooooom <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/search?q=%23imgonnasingthedoomsongnow&amp;src=hash\">#imgonnasingthedoomsongnow<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/c2ld0UQLc7\">pic.twitter.com\/c2ld0UQLc7<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472828322020589569\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>New from Dead Clown Popcorn Industries! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/528GpIN1EY\">pic.twitter.com\/528GpIN1EY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Solarbird (@solarbirdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/solarbirdy\/statuses\/472833177598582784\">May 31, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honour of sanding and painting the only one that actually needed either &#8211; the better two cleaned up just fine, to my surprise &#8211; have this homemade storify of tweets from last weekend. Boxes of many boxes! Full! Three for $5. 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