{"id":5832,"date":"2014-04-15T09:22:25","date_gmt":"2014-04-15T16:22:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5832"},"modified":"2014-04-15T09:22:25","modified_gmt":"2014-04-15T16:22:25","slug":"off-to-the-lava-flow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/04\/15\/off-to-the-lava-flow\/","title":{"rendered":"off to the lava flow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Off to the lava flow to get my hair re-energised before the festival. It&#8217;ll take a while, the Creatures haven&#8217;t been disciplined lately, and you know how <em>that<\/em> goes. Have fun while I&#8217;m gone, kids.<\/p>\n<p>Here, have a lovely flower. I can&#8217;t take it with me, it&#8217;d burn up before I even got there, so it&#8217;s for you. ^_^<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-04\/sakura-extra.jpg\"><br \/><i>Sakura Extra<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Off to the lava flow to get my hair re-energised before the festival. It&#8217;ll take a while, the Creatures haven&#8217;t been disciplined lately, and you know how that goes. Have fun while I&#8217;m gone, kids. Here, have a lovely flower. I can&#8217;t take it with me, it&#8217;d burn up before I even got there, so [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}