{"id":5650,"date":"2014-03-05T09:02:06","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:02:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5650"},"modified":"2014-03-05T09:02:06","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T17:02:06","slug":"goddamn-will-you-look-at-all-this-packaging","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/03\/05\/goddamn-will-you-look-at-all-this-packaging\/","title":{"rendered":"goddamn will you look at all this packaging"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>JFC shelves come with a lot of packaging. I was expecting a flatpack, not a box the size of a coffin.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/wrap-1.jpg\"><br \/>Seriously, look at this.<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/wrap-2.jpg\"><br \/>AAAAAAAAH WHAT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/wrap-3.jpg\"><br \/>GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/wrap-4.jpg\"><br \/>OH SHIT IT&#8217;S FIGURED OUT DOORS WE&#8217;RE ALL DEAD<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/wrap-5.jpg\"><br \/>Goddamn, good thing I&#8217;m handy with scissors!<\/center><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-03\/shelves.jpg\"><br \/>Y&#8217;know, that really was an undue amount of danger for shelving.<\/center><\/p>\n<p>I will <em>not<\/em> be leaving positive feedback about <em>that<\/em>, let me tell you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JFC shelves come with a lot of packaging. I was expecting a flatpack, not a box the size of a coffin. Seriously, look at this. AAAAAAAAH WHAT IS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF OH SHIT IT&#8217;S FIGURED OUT DOORS WE&#8217;RE ALL DEAD Goddamn, good thing I&#8217;m handy with scissors! Y&#8217;know, [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5650","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5650","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5650"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5650\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5650"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5650"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5650"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}