I had a brief but hilarious conversation with the fill-in massage therapist today.<\/p>\n
Solarbird<\/b>: We were talking about why I needed not to be face down throughout the session, because my sinuses will get cranky and I’ll have a headache all day, and I mentioned allergy shots having done me a lot of good. And then we started talking about folk music instead.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I had a brief but hilarious conversation with the fill-in massage therapist today. Solarbird: We were talking about why I needed not to be face down throughout the session, because my sinuses will get cranky and I’ll have a headache all day, and I mentioned allergy shots having done me a lot of good. Solarbird: [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5563","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5563","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5563"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5563\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5563"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5563"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5563"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSolarbird<\/b>: And he asked what was in them, and I said, “Well, allergens, actually, it’s an exposure technique, they aren’t actually entirely sure how it works…” and he started going off about “Yeah, like homeopathy.”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Now right there, I started laughing…
\nSolarbird<\/b>: “Okay, you will get absolutely nowhere<\/em> with homeopathy with me.”
\nFill-In Massage Therapist (FIMT)<\/b>: “As in you don’t respond well, or…”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: “As in it doesn’t work<\/em>.”
\nFIMT<\/b>: “But it’s the same thing.”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: “No, the allergen is actually present<\/em> in allergy shots.”
\nFIMT<\/b>: “So it is in…”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: <laughs> “No it’s not.”
\nFIMT<\/b>: “Okay, but the essense<\/em> is…”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: <laughs more> “No,<\/em> it’s not<\/em>.”
\nFIMT<\/b>: “…you sure have a lot of opinions for somebody who didn’t use their biology.”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: “Yes! Yes, I do! Also, possibly degraded social skills from being four months at home. But I was a researcher<\/eM> in genetics<\/em>. I have papers<\/em>. They were published!<\/eM>”
\nSolarbird<\/b>: “Water memory? No.<\/b>”<\/p>\n