{"id":5521,"date":"2014-02-24T09:19:44","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T17:19:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5521"},"modified":"2014-02-24T09:19:44","modified_gmt":"2014-02-24T17:19:44","slug":"a-groupnoun-of-microphones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/24\/a-groupnoun-of-microphones\/","title":{"rendered":"a groupnoun of microphones"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If there isn&#8217;t already a group noun for microphones &#8211; you know, like murder of ravens, school of fish, and all that &#8211; there should be. I propose <em>a silly of microphones<\/em>:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-02\/silly-mics.jpg\"><br \/><i>A Silly of Microphones<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I had all those wired up at once because we were doing some test recording of <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angelahighland.com\/\">Anna<\/a> for flutework on <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/proof-of-work-kitsune-at-war\/\">Kitsune at War<\/a>. Despite appearances, the two mics on the far left are quite different to each other, due to their different head capsules having dramatically different pickup patterns.<\/p>\n<p>The choices coalesced really quickly, as it turned out, because Anna&#8217;s metal flute is totally clicky in the keys. Lots of clicking sound, and no way to turn it off.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2014-02\/anna-flute-mic.jpg\"><br \/>Not even when dampened with a shirt. Not even <em>two<\/em> shirts.<\/center><\/p>\n<p>The funny part is, back when I was trying to get these couple of Octava 012s, I really mostly just wanted the cardioid heads. And one came with that option only. But another ended up having a set of three heads: cardioid, hypercardoid, and omnidirectional. And that&#8217;s come back to serve us well now.<\/p>\n<p>See, most microphones you&#8217;ve used have either been omnidirectional (pick up in all directions fairly evenly) or cardioid (pick up in front of the mic in kind of a circular-bubble area in front of the microphone). A <em>hyper<\/em>cardioid mic, though? It&#8217;s like a laser beam, or at least this one is. Instead of a circular pickup area, it&#8217;s shaped more like a dirigible. And that means you can zoom in on the sound you want, and simply <em>not record<\/em> a surprising loudness of noises coming from shockingly nearby that you <em>don&#8217;t<\/em> want.<\/p>\n<p>Which is why it was a damn good thing I bothered hooking up two versions of that microphone. Otherwise, we&#8217;d be looking into rental flutes. But we&#8217;re not. Go us.<\/p>\n<p><b>eta:<\/b> Over on Dreamwith, <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/solarbird.dreamwidth.org\/1226831.html#comments\">Corvi suggests &#8220;a Feedback of Microphones<\/a>.&#8221; I do like that! But feedback also requires <em>speakers<\/em> &#8211; or in extreme cases a turntable &#8211; so&#8230; hm&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>eta2:<\/b> With <em>29 more ideas for this from people(!)<\/em>, <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/02\/a-groupnoun-for-a-collective-noun-of-microphones\/\">we decided to make a list and poll, here<\/a>. Look and vote if you want!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there isn&#8217;t already a group noun for microphones &#8211; you know, like murder of ravens, school of fish, and all that &#8211; there should be. I propose a silly of microphones: A Silly of Microphones I had all those wired up at once because we were doing some test recording of Anna for flutework [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5521","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-album-notes","category-studio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5521","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}