{"id":5326,"date":"2014-01-21T13:13:44","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T21:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5326"},"modified":"2014-01-21T13:13:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T21:13:44","slug":"while-recovering-life-with-supervillainy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/21\/while-recovering-life-with-supervillainy\/","title":{"rendered":"while recovering: life with supervillainy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Stickmaker<\/b>: I&#8217;m a little worried. There&#8217;s a patch of ice at the far end of my front walk which I can&#8217;t scrape off and which isn&#8217;t melting. (In fact, as the temps drop it&#8217;s growing.) I piled snow at the end of the walk and then went though the yard to where the walk is safe. Hope that&#8217;s warning enough.<br \/>\n<b>Anna<\/b>: Dump some kitty litter out there if you have to.<br \/>\n<b>Anna<\/b>: Do you not have any rock salt?<br \/>\n<b>Stickmaker<\/b>: Kitty litter is all in use by the kitties. No rock salt.<br \/>\n<b>Anna<\/b>: Well I got nothin&#8217;, then.<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: you have gasoline, you have matches, i don&#8217;t see the problem here<br \/>\n<b>Anna<\/b>: I might suggest that when you go out again, get some rock salt. \ud83d\ude09<br \/>\n<b>Anna<\/b>: Or something otherwise appropriate for dealing with ice on your walk<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: like gasoline<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b> . o O ( foomp )<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: ok maybe charcoal?<br \/>\n<b>Stickmaker<\/b>: &#8230;That&#8217;s what I&#8217;m afraid of. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: you&#8217;re afraid of charcoal?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: that&#8217;s just weird.<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: what did charcoal do to you?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: or do you fear its revenge?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: for all the things you&#8217;ve done to it?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b> . o O ( so much burning )<br \/>\n<b>Stickmaker<\/b>: No, the &#8216;Fwoomph!&#8217;<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: wait so no you fear sound effects.<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: FOOMOHPH<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: scary!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Stickmaker: I&#8217;m a little worried. There&#8217;s a patch of ice at the far end of my front walk which I can&#8217;t scrape off and which isn&#8217;t melting. (In fact, as the temps drop it&#8217;s growing.) I piled snow at the end of the walk and then went though the yard to where the walk is [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}