{"id":5273,"date":"2014-01-10T16:30:44","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T00:30:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5273"},"modified":"2014-01-10T16:30:44","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T00:30:44","slug":"i-said-no-solicitors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2014\/01\/10\/i-said-no-solicitors\/","title":{"rendered":"i said no solicitors!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Solarbird<\/b>: I ordered a metal aluminium NO Solicitors sign for the bottom of the driveway. $27.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Because we just got another one and do not want
\nSolarbird<\/b>: And it has a stake and I imagine that if it’s at the bottom of the driveway and they see that sign and look up the climb to our front door they’ll go, “…yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah… okay.”
\nTaliesin<\/b>: They’re climing all the way up there just to bug a known supervillan?
\nSolarbird<\/b>: I just had to disintegate another one!
\nAnna<\/b> nodnods re: sign. Good.
\nAnna<\/b>: (And yeah, disintegrating solicitors, while fun, DOES distract from disintegrating MORE annoying targets!)
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Plus it drains the capacitor and then I have to recharge it.
\nTaliesin<\/b> grins.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: and it’s a BIG capacitor.
\nAnna<\/b> nods wisely.
\nTaliesin<\/b>: So that’s what that annoying whine I’m hearing is?
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Are you kidding? Hell no. Silent. You think I want that kind of noise pollution near my studio? I’m this close >< to using the magfield generator to move airplanes out of my sky. I’m not adding<\/em> to the problem!
\nAnna<\/b> Hee
\nSolarbird<\/b> . o O ( and since they’re all aluminium and composites these days, that means I have to move it by moving the _people_… )
\nAnna<\/b> stage whispers to Tal, “I’ve had to remind her to NOT use the heat ray on the neighbors.”
\nSolarbird<\/b> LIES
\nAnna<\/b>: (Most of whom are ooooooooooooold, it’d be like shooting fish in a barrel)
\nSolarbird<\/b>: okay that much is true but it was not _me_ who wanted to liquify the people in the 80s house down the street after _somebody_ locked themselves out and _they_ wouldn’t let her use their phone.
\nAnna<\/b>: Now see THAT would have been justifiable disintegration!
\nAnna<\/b>: It is not justifiable to disintegrate your neighbors over hedge wankery XD
\nSolarbird<\/b>: No, that is the BEST time. I would be a neighbourhood … hero.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Okay you have a point.
\nAnna<\/b>: If however you choose to use the ray on the HEDGE…
\nAnna<\/b> | *ZORCH* THERE! PROBLEM SOLVED!
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Nah, that’s just taking a side at that point. I’d have to take out the hedge AND the trees AND the rockery. And I like trees, mostly.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: _Mostly_.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: Some of those guys along the north property line? Total fuckers.
\nSolarbird<\/b>: But in general, they’re a good lot.
\nAnna<\/b>: That’s TRUE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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