{"id":5009,"date":"2013-10-31T09:12:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-31T16:12:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=5009"},"modified":"2013-10-31T09:12:28","modified_gmt":"2013-10-31T16:12:28","slug":"almost-sleeps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/10\/31\/almost-sleeps\/","title":{"rendered":"almost sleeps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was mostly doctor&#8217;s appointments and sleep deprivation. Good news: no second round of surgery and I should have all my vision back in my right eye! Bad news: &#8230;in about two weeks. Well, beats the hell out of going blind. Yay, the healing power of lasers!<\/p>\n<p>Also, I don&#8217;t have to sleep exclusively on my right side anymore. Still can&#8217;t sleep on my back, which is fine, I never do that, except of course I woke up last night on my back for some reason. <em>awesome<\/em>. And I still have a lot of restrictions (driving, heavy lifting, jarring workout &#8211; tho&#8217; I can do smooth-motion exercise again.).<\/p>\n<p>I had some other thing to say but damned if I remember what. Oh well, happy Halloween. I may not understand your weird candy-hostage holiday (tho&#8217; the Venture Brothers Halloween Special made it make a lot more sense), but I do like candy.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/en\/c\/ce\/Kandy_Man.jpg\"><br \/><i>ARHM NOM NOM NOM NOM<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;particularly the <em>attitudinal<\/em> kind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was mostly doctor&#8217;s appointments and sleep deprivation. Good news: no second round of surgery and I should have all my vision back in my right eye! Bad news: &#8230;in about two weeks. Well, beats the hell out of going blind. Yay, the healing power of lasers! Also, I don&#8217;t have to sleep exclusively on [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5009","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5009"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5009\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5009"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5009"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5009"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}