{"id":4919,"date":"2013-09-30T12:05:25","date_gmt":"2013-09-30T19:05:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4919"},"modified":"2013-09-30T12:05:25","modified_gmt":"2013-09-30T19:05:25","slug":"adventures-in-the-rift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/09\/30\/adventures-in-the-rift\/","title":{"rendered":"adventures in the rift"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s more fun to deal with DDOS attacks if you pretend it’s a kaiju.<\/p>\n

<KLAXON>
\n“Motion in the rift: DDOS attack.”
\n“Got it. Looks like… 1128 unique IPs.”
\n“Category 2. Codename: CATBUTT. Dispatch IPTABLES.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

We have it contained at this point. If you can’t get to any of the murknet sites, including my site, then we accidentally tagged you in combat; let me know and I’ll fix it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s more fun to deal with DDOS attacks if you pretend it’s a kaiju. <KLAXON> “Motion in the rift: DDOS attack.” “Got it. Looks like… 1128 unique IPs.” “Category 2. Codename: CATBUTT. Dispatch IPTABLES.” We have it contained at this point. If you can’t get to any of the murknet sites, including my site, then [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4919"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4919\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}