{"id":4745,"date":"2013-08-26T14:59:14","date_gmt":"2013-08-26T21:59:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4745"},"modified":"2013-08-26T14:59:14","modified_gmt":"2013-08-26T21:59:14","slug":"you-have-been-warned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/26\/you-have-been-warned\/","title":{"rendered":"you have been warned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found these on Tumblr and edited them up to print resolution. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-08\/restricted-area-posted.jpg\"><br \/><i>Shatterdome Maintenance Level<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The studio is actually on one of the upper levels of the Lair. The last thing you want to do is lose satellite signal when you&#8217;re aiming energy bolts at your enemies. It&#8217;s just <em>sloppy<\/em>. Besides, if we&#8217;re going to be launching jaegers, who wants to wait in elevators?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-08\/crush-hazard-posted.jpg\"><br \/><i>Particularly when we drop the bass<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>Extreme<\/em> crush hazard. <em>Extreme<\/em>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found these on Tumblr and edited them up to print resolution. \ud83d\ude00 Shatterdome Maintenance Level The studio is actually on one of the upper levels of the Lair. The last thing you want to do is lose satellite signal when you&#8217;re aiming energy bolts at your enemies. It&#8217;s just sloppy. Besides, if we&#8217;re going [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-studio"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}