{"id":4647,"date":"2013-08-06T06:00:38","date_gmt":"2013-08-06T13:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4647"},"modified":"2013-08-06T06:00:38","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T13:00:38","slug":"pacific-rim-fandom-jeagercon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/08\/06\/pacific-rim-fandom-jeagercon\/","title":{"rendered":"pacific rim fandom: jeagercon"},"content":{"rendered":"

I wrote a song for this weekend’s JaegerCon and it will<\/em> be online. It won’t be the most polished recording ever but it’ll be there.<\/p>\n

YOU GUYS WANNA BE IN IT?<\/p>\n

Send me a recording<\/a> of YOU singing KAI JU MEAT on the note of F. Or, if you can’t do an F, shout them – but back off from your microphone so you aren’t distorted to hell and back. Make sure the words are recognisable and give me some separation between the syllables so I can edit them together more easily in the right timing.<\/p>\n

The shtick is that the Cascadian Mecha Militia’s Dance Dance Revolution Demonstration team stepped in after the Seattle Jaeger went down. Yes, this is an AU\/crossover cracksong.<\/p>\n

<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Want some lyics?<\/p>\n

Kaiju Meat
\n2013 Crime and the Forces of Evil<\/p>\n

something in the ocean has a bit of an attitude
\nkickin’ in the bottom like it’s going to burst
\nchompin’ all the sharkies, eatin’ all our salmon
\nsteppin’ on the coral but it’s gonna get worse<\/p>\n

rippin’ over bridges, tearing down towns
\nmonorail in ribbons, space needle down
\njaeger fallen over, pilots in tears
\nmecha to the rescue, now we’re all here for<\/p>\n

kaiju meat
\nbetter than bacon
\nkaiju meat
\ntasty with fries
\nkaiju meat
\npandimensional poutine
\nkaiju meat
\nphosphoresent surprise<\/p>\n

[break and turnaround]<\/p>\n

barbecue pit boilin’ under the ocean
\ncarbonated soda shouldn’t turn out so blue
\ncolour’s going off ’cause of all of that fission
\nbubblegum cider made expressly for you<\/p>\n

pop it in the engine, turbo engage
\nfive hundred fifty octane, mecha rampage
\njaeger fallen over, kaiju went chomp
\ndancin’ to the rescue, see how we stomp for<\/p>\n

kaiju meat
\nnothin’ like chicken
\nkaiju meat
\nit’s cholesterol-free
\nkaiju meat
\npandimensional protein
\nkaiju meat
\nhot pockets of the sea<\/p>\n

[bridge] [gets knocked over] [because that’s what bridges do]<\/p>\n

kaiju meat
\nthe champion’s breakfast
\nkaiju meat
\ngood for ev-er-y mood
\nkaiju meat
\npandimensional repast
\nkaiju meat
\nit’s an all-the-time food!<\/p>\n

AAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
\nAAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM
\nAAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
\nAAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
\nAAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
\nAAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM
\nAAARHM NOM NOM A NARM
\nAAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
\nAAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
\nAAARHAM A NOM NOM NOM
\nAAARHAM A NOM A NOM A NOM A
\n[godzilla belch noise here]
\nSTOMP<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I WILL USE EVERY SUBMISSION IF I CAN*<\/sup><\/small>. You will be credited (tell me how but keep it clean) and this will of course be a free download\/creative commons all that stuff.<\/p>\n

Your laptop mic will be fine, but use better if you got it. If you want to robot-voice it or mangle it or something? Go to town, as long as it’s recognisable. And just get it to me by END OF WEDNESDAY (7 August 2013)<\/a>. It needs to be around here by Thursday so I can throw it all together.<\/p>\n

\n

*: Legal status: Any recordings submitted MUST be under Creative Commmons 3.0\/Attribution license. If that’s not okay, DO NOT SEND IT IN. In return: you get credit, this recording will be under Creative Commons\/Attribution\/Noncommercial\/ShareAlike license, and will ALWAYS be a free download which can be shared by anybody with anyone for any reason.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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