{"id":4386,"date":"2013-07-16T12:36:04","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T19:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4386"},"modified":"2013-07-16T12:36:04","modified_gmt":"2013-07-16T19:36:04","slug":"oh-dear-columbia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/07\/16\/oh-dear-columbia\/","title":{"rendered":"oh dear columbia"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-07\/columbia.png\"><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Columbia sighted &#8211; floating city, ahoy! Action stations, action stations! Prepare for incoming&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;oh. Wait. Missouri? Never mind. Calm down, everyone, false alarm. Have a flower picture.<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-07\/harrison-flower.jpg\"><br \/><i>See the cool, soothing flower? Love it. LOVE IT.<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>(This message brought to you by too much <i>Bioshock Infinite<\/i>, Google Analytics, and trying to figure out what to do with a really messy desktop.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Columbia sighted &#8211; floating city, ahoy! Action stations, action stations! Prepare for incoming&#8230; &#8230;oh. Wait. Missouri? Never mind. Calm down, everyone, false alarm. Have a flower picture. See the cool, soothing flower? Love it. LOVE IT. (This message brought to you by too much Bioshock Infinite, Google Analytics, and trying to figure out what to [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4386","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}