{"id":4257,"date":"2013-06-27T11:48:25","date_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:48:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4257"},"modified":"2013-06-27T11:48:25","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T18:48:25","slug":"batleth-bagpipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/27\/batleth-bagpipe\/","title":{"rendered":"batleth bagpipe"},"content":{"rendered":"

I keep trying to see this bat’leth bagpipe<\/a> and not think “keytar: the next generation.” And it’s not, it’s a generalised midi controller, and acts more like a guitar than a keyboard.<\/p>\n

But as much as they try to differentiate it from the keytaur, all I can think is KEYTAR KEYTAR KEYTAR.<\/p>\n


Or, you know, bat’leth bagpipe<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n

I still want to play with one tho’. If it’s actually any good, there should be entire bands made up of Klingons playing it in shows at conventions.<\/p>\n

IF YOU DO THIS I WILL BOOK YOU FOR NWCMUSIC. I AM NOT KIDDING, I WILL DO IT.<\/p>\n

bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth bat’leth KEYTAR KEYTAR<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I keep trying to see this bat’leth bagpipe and not think “keytar: the next generation.” And it’s not, it’s a generalised midi controller, and acts more like a guitar than a keyboard. But as much as they try to differentiate it from the keytaur, all I can think is KEYTAR KEYTAR KEYTAR. Or, you know, [&hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4257"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4257\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}