{"id":4229,"date":"2013-06-24T00:08:00","date_gmt":"2013-06-24T07:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=4229"},"modified":"2013-06-24T00:08:00","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T07:08:00","slug":"return-of-mechasnail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/06\/24\/return-of-mechasnail\/","title":{"rendered":"return of mechasnail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How goofy is it that the same day <a href=\"http:\/\/whatever.scalzi.com\/2013\/06\/22\/my-brain-is-mush-at-the-moment-so-heres-another-totally-awesome-snailquake-poster-for-you\/\">John Scalzi updates about Snailquake<\/a> &#8211; as a proposed companion piece to Sharknado &#8211; I simultaneously dig up 20 year old goofy fanzine art I did on Bad Ideas in Mecha Design: MechaSnail?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2013-06\/mechasnail.jpg\"><br \/><i>oi<\/i><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I actually think that MechaSnail would make a fitting opponent for Sharknado. They&#8217;d be highly effective as long as the Sharknado isn&#8217;t saltwater OH NO THE SAME FATAL FLAW STRIKES AGAIN WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING MECHASNAIL NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How goofy is it that the same day John Scalzi updates about Snailquake &#8211; as a proposed companion piece to Sharknado &#8211; I simultaneously dig up 20 year old goofy fanzine art I did on Bad Ideas in Mecha Design: MechaSnail? oi I actually think that MechaSnail would make a fitting opponent for Sharknado. They&#8217;d [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}