{"id":3924,"date":"2013-05-28T11:17:31","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T18:17:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=3924"},"modified":"2013-05-28T11:17:31","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T18:17:31","slug":"yes-i-do-support","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/28\/yes-i-do-support\/","title":{"rendered":"yes i do support"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of &#8220;Do you support local artists?&#8221; people were out in force near Centre House, and the first couple of times I ignored them, but on the way out they have a whole goddamn <em>phalanx<\/em> of people lined up along that corridor, so it&#8217;s like getting past Linebackers for LaRouche or something just to get out and go home. Once we made it through, I realised I really kind of needed to use the washroom before leaving, except that meant going through their artsteroid field of fundraising again, so when the same people came after me a third time I started yelling &#8220;I <em>AM<\/em> THE ARTS!!&#8221; and giving them business cards when they tried to press flyers into my hands.<\/p>\n<p>This made them all go, &#8220;&#8230;whut?&#8221; and be confused and crash into each other, and thus we made our successful Kessel run. SCORE! By which I mean access to washroom facilities.<\/p>\n<p>Anna said I should&#8217;ve been asking, &#8220;Do you support local supervillainy?&#8221; She&#8217;s right, of course.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A bunch of &#8220;Do you support local artists?&#8221; people were out in force near Centre House, and the first couple of times I ignored them, but on the way out they have a whole goddamn phalanx of people lined up along that corridor, so it&#8217;s like getting past Linebackers for LaRouche or something just to [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3924\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}