{"id":3918,"date":"2013-05-27T17:22:35","date_gmt":"2013-05-28T00:22:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=3918"},"modified":"2013-05-27T17:22:35","modified_gmt":"2013-05-28T00:22:35","slug":"a-strange-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/05\/27\/a-strange-condition\/","title":{"rendered":"a strange condition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So at Folklife there was a guy carrying around a sign, &#8220;Kick me in the balls for $20.&#8221; And I was going to leave him alone but today it was down to $10 and he had some people aggressively shilling for him so when one of them came over to me while I was walking by, we had this conversation:<\/p>\n<p><b>Solarbird<\/b>: So where does the $10 come out?<\/p>\n<p><b>Shiller<\/b>: No, you kick him in the nads, $10!<\/p>\n<p><b>Solarbird<\/b>: Yeah, I get that, how hard to I have to kick him to make the $10 come out?<\/p>\n<p><b>Siller<\/b>: No, you give him $10!<\/p>\n<p><b>Solarbird<\/b>: But the sign&#8230; &lt;points&gt;<\/p>\n<p>Then the guy shilling got mad and walked away which is really too bad, because I have a whole bunch of questions about this whole procedure, like, how did $10 get in there anyway? And if it was $20 yesterday, were there also $20s in there? And where did they go? And honestly, this sounds like some sort of medical condition, and he really should get it looked at, because while I&#8217;m no more fond of the American health care system than anyone else, I really have to say that for once this seems like kind of a self-correcting situation, because if you have a condition that makes your body spit out co-pays, that&#8217;s a pretty good start. &#8220;Yes, I have insurance.&#8221; &lt;BALLKICK!&gt; &#8220;Here y&#8217;go.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then Anna wanted to know whether this is related to the condition where you hit somebody &#8217;till candy comes out, and that made me realise: My gods. It&#8217;s the tooth fairy. <em>What is her plan?!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So at Folklife there was a guy carrying around a sign, &#8220;Kick me in the balls for $20.&#8221; And I was going to leave him alone but today it was down to $10 and he had some people aggressively shilling for him so when one of them came over to me while I was walking [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3918"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3918\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}