{"id":3760,"date":"2013-04-12T13:50:22","date_gmt":"2013-04-12T20:50:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=3760"},"modified":"2013-04-12T13:50:22","modified_gmt":"2013-04-12T20:50:22","slug":"go-name-the-mammoth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/12\/go-name-the-mammoth\/","title":{"rendered":"go name the mammoth"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Anna and I were in Victoria last week, and she picked up a mammoth at the provincial museum. (And, by the way, I had <em>no idea how fucking big those animals were<\/em>. Holy hell in a handbasket those things were big. I know, I know, they&#8217;re called mammoths, but &#8216;jumbo shrimp&#8217; are called &#8216;jumbo&#8217; and <em>that&#8217;s not true now is it?<\/em>)<\/p>\n<p>I posted lots of pictures to Twitter about ADVENTURES! And now, mammoth needs a name. And she was debating whether mammoth was male or female and I said not to force mammoth into a false gender binary, and now we just need a name.<\/p>\n<p>The post is over on her blog. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelahighland.com\/2013\/04\/08\/polls-are-now-open-what-should-i-name-my-mammoth\/\">Go vote to name our genderqueer mammoth!<\/a> Also, respect genderqueer mammoth&#8217;s identity, or they will <em>trample you into viscera<\/em>. Just see if they don&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelahighland.com\/files\/2013\/04\/BHVmf1OCQAA8g48-225x300.jpg\"><br \/><i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelahighland.com\/2013\/04\/08\/polls-are-now-open-what-should-i-name-my-mammoth\/\">Name me<\/a>!<\/i><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Anna and I were in Victoria last week, and she picked up a mammoth at the provincial museum. (And, by the way, I had no idea how fucking big those animals were. Holy hell in a handbasket those things were big. I know, I know, they&#8217;re called mammoths, but &#8216;jumbo shrimp&#8217; are called &#8216;jumbo&#8217; and [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3760","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3760"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3760\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3760"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3760"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3760"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}