{"id":3391,"date":"2013-01-02T10:05:34","date_gmt":"2013-01-02T18:05:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=3391"},"modified":"2013-01-02T10:05:34","modified_gmt":"2013-01-02T18:05:34","slug":"sewing-with-supervillainy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2013\/01\/02\/sewing-with-supervillainy\/","title":{"rendered":"sewing with supervillainy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Minion Paul<\/b>: That&#8217;s a neat fabric. What is it?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: It&#8217;s kind of a fleece.<br \/>\n<b>Minion Paul<\/b>: Oh, muppet skin. Do you know how many muppets died to make that shirt?<br \/>\n<b>Solarbird<\/b>: Do you know how many muppets I had to kill to get two good ones?<br \/>\n<b>Minion Paul<\/b>: How do you hunt muppets, anyway?<br \/>\n<b>Minion Anna<\/b>: I sure wish someone could teach me how to count to four!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Minion Paul: That&#8217;s a neat fabric. What is it? Solarbird: It&#8217;s kind of a fleece. Minion Paul: Oh, muppet skin. Do you know how many muppets died to make that shirt? Solarbird: Do you know how many muppets I had to kill to get two good ones? Minion Paul: How do you hunt muppets, anyway? [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3391","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3391"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3391\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3391"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3391"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}