{"id":3031,"date":"2012-10-12T10:20:16","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T17:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=3031"},"modified":"2012-10-12T10:20:16","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T17:20:16","slug":"useless-machines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2012\/10\/12\/useless-machines\/","title":{"rendered":"useless machines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since the optical theremin I was attempting to build blew up, I thought I&#8217;d first link to the base circuit from which I had expanded:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.synthtopia.com\/content\/2010\/07\/06\/build-a-photo-theremin-from-7-parts\/\">Build a Photo Theremin from 7 Parts<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And introduce you to:<\/p>\n<p>Useless Machines have a Debate:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"305\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/vj5kLizZHUo\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And Useless Machine II: Useless Machine ANGRY! (Wait for it, it&#8217;s worth it)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UmQ5LsNMXZ4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(h\/t Paul Johnson for the first.)<\/p>\n<p>In other news, the rains have returned to Cascadia; it&#8217;s time to go buy cake vodka! Are these related? CLEARLY. Because I said so. Yay! Cake vodka!<\/p>\n<p>And now since Useless Safari already decided to force-refresh every browser window on my once while writing this tiny post, I&#8217;m going to go ahead and post it before it&#8217;s et again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since the optical theremin I was attempting to build blew up, I thought I&#8217;d first link to the base circuit from which I had expanded: Build a Photo Theremin from 7 Parts And introduce you to: Useless Machines have a Debate: And Useless Machine II: Useless Machine ANGRY! (Wait for it, it&#8217;s worth it) (h\/t [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3031","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-coolness","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3031"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3031\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3031"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3031"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3031"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}