{"id":242,"date":"2010-07-23T18:26:13","date_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:26:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/massive-network-fail\/"},"modified":"2010-07-23T18:26:13","modified_gmt":"2010-07-24T01:26:13","slug":"massive-network-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/23\/massive-network-fail\/","title":{"rendered":"Massive network fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Verizon has hardware problems right now affecting a very small number of people &#8211; meaning us &#8211; and it&#8217;s still not fixed going into the weekend. And it&#8217;s gotten much worse over the last hour! It&#8217;s fuckin&#8217; awesome! So if you&#8217;re trying to reach me, it&#8217;s probably smart to forget email until Monday. (It&#8217;ll get queued up; there&#8217;s just no telling when it&#8217;ll get delivered.) If you&#8217;re trying to listen to songs on the band website and manage to catch us in a moment of connectivity, go to the bandcamp site (http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.bandcamp.com) and play stuff there. Sorry, there&#8217;s nothing I can do about it, it&#8217;s all in Verizon&#8217;s hands, they have bad hardware at some sort of substation and it&#8217;s just getting worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Verizon has hardware problems right now affecting a very small number of people &#8211; meaning us &#8211; and it&#8217;s still not fixed going into the weekend. And it&#8217;s gotten much worse over the last hour! It&#8217;s fuckin&#8217; awesome! So if you&#8217;re trying to reach me, it&#8217;s probably smart to forget email until Monday. (It&#8217;ll get [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}