{"id":1652,"date":"2012-01-25T00:20:50","date_gmt":"2012-01-25T08:20:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1652"},"modified":"2012-01-25T00:20:50","modified_gmt":"2012-01-25T08:20:50","slug":"an-awful-lot-of-skyrim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2012\/01\/25\/an-awful-lot-of-skyrim\/","title":{"rendered":"an awful lot of skyrim"},"content":{"rendered":"

SHOW SHOW SHOW! FRIDAY! ACROSS FROM THE BON MARCHE PARKING GARAGE! (and sadly next to where the Night Kitchen used<\/em> to be). Leannan Sidhe, CRIME and the Forces of Evil, Kr\u00e4ken-R\u00f6hl! BE THE AUDIENCE!<\/p>\n

Monday’s post on the future of creative economics<\/a> generated a lot of discussion over on Livejournal<\/a>, with a bunch of back-and-forth over that and SOPA\/PIPA\/ACTA and so on.<\/p>\n

Also, there’s been a whole lot of Skyrim in the lair, lately? And this kind of happened. Really, there’s no excuse for this kind of behaviour, but:<\/p>\n

“Open Mic Night at the Winking Skeever”
\na.k.a. “Anybody Got a Banjo?”
\n2012 Solarbird, the Lightbringer (Dara Korra’ti), Minion Anna (Angela Korra’ti), Minion Paul (Paul M. Johnson)
\nCreative Commons 3.5 attribute\/noncommercial\/derivative works allowed<\/p>\n

(to the tune of “O Susanna”)<\/p>\n

I used to go adventuring
\nTo see all I could see
\nI ran into a Draugr lord
\nWho took my leg from me<\/p>\n

Fuck you Skyrim
\nNow I’m an amputee
\nI stand around this shithole town
\nWith an arrow in my knee<\/p>\n

This little kid just won’t shut up
\nAbout her mother’s job
\nI’m gonna cram this mammoth tusk
\nRight up her yapping gob<\/p>\n

Fuck you Skyrim
\nNow I’m an amputee
\nI stand around this shithole town
\nWith an arrow in my knee<\/p>\n

I like to go down to the pub
\nThe finest mead to drink
\nThe bards, they only know two songs
\nAnd both songs really stink<\/p>\n

Fuck you Skyrim
\nNow I’m an amputee
\nI stand around this shithole town
\nWith an arrow in my knee<\/p>\n

Adventurers come to this town
\nAnd lord it over me
\nThey wander ’round and beat me down
\n‘Cause I’m an N.P.C.<\/p>\n

Fuck you Skyrim
\nYeah “Be all I can be”
\nI’d give my life to leave this town
\nand sail the northern sea!<\/p>\n

THAT’S IT! PIRATES HAVE PEG LEGS!
\nTHEY’LL TAKE ME! THEY HAVE TO!<\/p>\n

please say they have to
\nplease<\/p>\n

—– 30 —–<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I sometimes sing “I stand around this shithole town” as “And I stand around in this shithole town,” but the former is more like the O Suzanna syllabics and oh just kill me now. XD<\/p>\n

After the show on Friday… okay, I won’t get out of there ’till 11:30 or so, so we’ll probably just load out, get some food, and head home. But Saturday and Sunday we’ll be at Conflikt! You goin’? Say hi!<\/p>\n

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