{"id":1529,"date":"2011-12-27T00:36:46","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T08:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2011-12-27T00:36:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T08:36:46","slug":"also-because-i-can-do-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/27\/also-because-i-can-do-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Also because I can do this"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here, a video pretty much none of you guys have seen yet. It needs more plays because 4 is a lonely number. Unless you&#8217;re monogamous, in which case it&#8217;s a crowd &#8211; <em>with benefits<\/em>. Or something, I&#8217;m not sure how it works. Anyway, this needs more plays:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"500\" height=\"254\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/dpUkc_1a0so\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Also, because I apparently have nothing better to do:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>[poll 21]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here, a video pretty much none of you guys have seen yet. It needs more plays because 4 is a lonely number. Unless you&#8217;re monogamous, in which case it&#8217;s a crowd &#8211; with benefits. Or something, I&#8217;m not sure how it works. Anyway, this needs more plays: Also, because I apparently have nothing better to [&#038;hellip<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-polls","category-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}