{"id":1341,"date":"2011-10-28T01:17:08","date_gmt":"2011-10-28T08:17:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1341"},"modified":"2016-03-08T10:21:32","modified_gmt":"2016-03-08T18:21:32","slug":"wow-this-got-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/28\/wow-this-got-long\/","title":{"rendered":"wow this got long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday! Friday very early in the morning, Cascadia time &#8211; really still Thursday night, socially, you know how that goes.<\/p>\n<p>I have something I can&#8217;t talk about yet! But I can talk about November 5th. Doesn&#8217;t November 5th sound nice? I think it sounds nice. Maybe nice for a trip down to the south sound. Just, you know, for fun. That evening.<\/p>\n<p>This should not be confused with the House Concert at Sidhehaven, which is on November <b>11th<\/b>, and further south! Please RSVP there or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/event.php?eid=182943008451020\">here<\/a>, and come and stuff &#8211; it&#8217;s my very first house concert! And I&#8217;ll have a new song.<\/p>\n<p>I also have something else I can&#8217;t talk about too specifically, but I&#8217;m hoping to release as a new free\/pay-what-you-like <a href=\"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.bandcamp.com\/album\/cracksman-betty\">Cracksman Betty<\/a> track! It&#8217;s a <em>cover song<\/em>. Of sorts.<\/p>\n<p>See, I&#8217;d heard this song, and liked it, and when I was prepping for the Talk Like a Pirate Day show at Juanita Bay, I realised with a little tweaking it could be a really good modern pirate song! So I was trying to remember how the music went from memory and reconstruct it, and, um, I kind of&#8230; missed. By a LOT.<\/p>\n<p>By which I mean I wrote new music, like y&#8217;do. Oops. XD<\/p>\n<p>But I <em>really<\/em> like my version. o\/ So I&#8217;ve got permissions request in to the original artist, and we&#8217;ll see! He&#8217;s not opposed in principle, but wanted to hear it, and he has an mp3 waiting for him. It&#8217;s still mostly his lyrics, so I really hope he signs on. The original music was traditional, so we&#8217;re good there.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, mustn&#8217;t forget this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" border=0 src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-10\/t-rex-drivethru.gif\"><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What else? I found out that some people missed a bunch of the horror film polls entirely &#8211; like, didn&#8217;t see notice of them or anything! That kind of explains the low turnout. Are people seeing <a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/10\/if-you-have-a-lyric\/\">the final championship poll<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p>Or are people just not as into horror film as I thought, even this time of year? That&#8217;s kind of a shame, since all of these are really good in different ways, from <i>Quatermass and the Pit<\/i>&#8216;s postwar British SF to what is for my money <em>absolutely<\/em> Carpenter&#8217;s best film <i>Prince of Darkness<\/i>, which has&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>A lot of films use the warning\/message-from-beyond shtick. Lots of them. That part of <i>This Island Earth<\/i> is the part that&#8217;s actually really effective, creepy, and weird. I love that first reel to death. (In the MST3K treatment, it&#8217;s almost entirely cut out &#8211; it&#8217;s too <em>unironically good<\/em>. You could mock it, but why? Best to cut it out.)<\/p>\n<p>But in horror &#8211; for my money, no film plays that game better than <i>Prince of Darkness<\/i>. None. So much ambiguity, so much uncertainty, but at the same time, so much <em>existential need to act<\/em>. Fantastic.<\/p>\n<p>And! <i>Bride of Frankenstein<\/i>. For my money, the best of the classic era. So luscious, so lovingly filmed, so <em>weird<\/em>. It&#8217;s like an art film, in the best senses &#8211; experimental, daring, a story of defiance with a cold heart of hardest stoic inevitability, wrapped in a tight little horror plot, bundled in some of the most beautiful visuals of the classic Universal horror set. What&#8217;s not to love?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll leave you with this bit of WTFery, IMPORTANT INSTRUCTIONS from a box of labels I bought <em>three days ago<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><img decoding=\"async\" border=1 src=\"http:\/\/solarbird.net\/Livejournal\/2011-10\/catch-up-guys.jpg\"><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I had an HP IIIp &#8211; <em>in 1994<\/em>. And guys, even grandma&#8217;s not using that printer anymore. It&#8217;s not even like that&#8217;s generic print art; these are instructions <em>specific to those printers<\/em>. And to no other printers. Just those. Print cartridges for them haven&#8217;t even been <em>available<\/em> since 2007. Guys &#8211; <em>let it go<\/em>. Okay? XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday! Friday very early in the morning, Cascadia time &#8211; really still Thursday night, socially, you know how that goes. I have something I can&#8217;t talk about yet! But I can talk about November 5th. Doesn&#8217;t November 5th sound nice? I think it sounds nice. 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