{"id":1213,"date":"2011-09-30T00:06:34","date_gmt":"2011-09-30T07:06:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1213"},"modified":"2016-06-17T00:50:47","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T07:50:47","slug":"weird-but-awesome-awesome-awesome-awesome-awesome-weird-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/30\/weird-but-awesome-awesome-awesome-awesome-awesome-weird-cute\/","title":{"rendered":"weird but awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome, weird, cute"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently <i>The Wall Street Journal<\/i> scrapes my Livejournal! Presumably for the economics posts. That&#8217;s funny! Since that really is the newspaper of record for a certain class of supervillain, I&#8217;m totes onboard with that. I&#8217;ve even seen a few hits from that page! Hi, guys! If you&#8217;re looking for opportunities for positions in my minion legions, the application form is on <a href=\"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/contact\">the Contact page<\/a>; good luck!<\/p>\n<p>Here, have a bunch of awesome things:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/web.archive.org\/web\/20140909060701\/http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/super_villain_at_work_t_shirts_tops-235650120739849906\">I need one of these shirts desperately<\/a>. Women&#8217;s medium or small, black. Somebody steal one for me. XD\n<li>I also need <a href=\"http:\/\/superpunch.blogspot.com\/2011\/09\/polar-bear-and-penguin-ice-cubes.html\">these<\/a>, to combine with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.perpetualkid.com\/gin-and-titonic-ice-cube-tray.aspx\">these<\/a>, for both diorama and plotting purposes. Also fun for kids!\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfsignal.com\/archives\/2011\/10\/an_interactive_guide_to_navigating_nprs_list_of_top_100_science_fiction_and_fantasy_books\/\">Want to read about orphaned farm boys? [No] Tough<\/a>. SF Signal flowcharts NPR&#8217;s Top 100 F&#038;SF books. XD\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/funny\/comments\/kvz7m\/how_to_troll_150_classmates\/\">How to troll 150 classmates<\/a>. Or, at least, the nontrivial percentage who can&#8217;t be bothered to watch the movie for film class.<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/a-jaguar-discography\/\">GO VOTE in the contest poll<\/a>! All these entries are by people reading this thing, so go support their creativity. o\/ And, of course, if you missed it: <a href=\"http:\/\/music.crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/track\/im-a-rover-live-in-juanita-bay\">NEW TRAD O&#8217; TH&#8217; MONTH<\/a>! Like all the Cracksman Betty project, it&#8217;s a free\/pay-what-you-like download.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m off to <a href=\"http:\/\/vcon.ca\">VCON<\/a>! I may and may not have net access. Try not to blow up the lair while I&#8217;m gone. Have a good weekend, minions!<\/p>\n<p>ps: Here, have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=d1G2yZMUNUQ\">domesticated Russian foxes being very cute<\/a>. Don&#8217;t say I never gave you nothin&#8217;. XD<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently The Wall Street Journal scrapes my Livejournal! Presumably for the economics posts. That&#8217;s funny! Since that really is the newspaper of record for a certain class of supervillain, I&#8217;m totes onboard with that. I&#8217;ve even seen a few hits from that page! Hi, guys! 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