{"id":1204,"date":"2011-09-28T01:10:55","date_gmt":"2011-09-28T08:10:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/?p=1204"},"modified":"2011-09-28T01:10:55","modified_gmt":"2011-09-28T08:10:55","slug":"a-jaguar-discography","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/crimeandtheforcesofevil.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/28\/a-jaguar-discography\/","title":{"rendered":"a jaguar discography"},"content":{"rendered":"

Okay, so, when I added “Rain of Jaguars” to the list of apocalypse engines on a whim last week – it’s always been my favourite apocalypse legend by far<\/em> – I was absolutely not expecting it to win, much less for people to start speculating about the mechanics of jaguar apocalypses, or “Jaguar Apocalypse” to become a miniature meme, but all that happened!<\/p>\n

So the poll I had planned for this week is now put off, and instead we have this instead! It’s a poll populated by readers of this blog, a combination of “Apocalypse Jaguar is my ______________ Cover Band” jokes and Apocalypse Jaguar discography entries!<\/p>\n

You guys are total freaks, you know that, right? XD<\/p>\n

Creator of the winning poll entry wins a signed album, suitable for framing, playing, evangelising the band (aheh), distracting police while you finish targeting your heat ray, reflecting lasers onto the moon, what have you.<\/p>\n

I gotta tell you, I might ask to steal one of these graphics – if an entry has a link on it, it’s to cover art – for show poster art. I’m not sayin’ which. But one of them. Clickie and see if you can figure out which. Meanwhile, go vote!<\/p>\n

[poll id=”10″]<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Also! Anna and I will be at VCON<\/a> this weekend! I don’t have a show, I’m just goin’. Are you coming? If so, let us know, and come say hi!<\/p>\n

I’d write more, but it’s 1am. Here, unrelated to anything, Rainbow Dash vs. Starscream<\/a>. I lulzed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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